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Rl Demotivational Poster


MISS DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: carla suckerpunch sexy tough cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

culos - August 2, 2010, 4:19 am
She can discipline me every day (safe word please? anyone???)
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:56 pm
Mercy me, it's Miss Gugino. Very nice.


POISON ARROW -




HER STEED -


TAGS: dog girl horsey steed cubby
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

matrice666 - July 5, 2010, 10:46 am
They see me ridin' ,they hatin'
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 10:37 pm
That Pug is about the size of my head. Would make a nice snack though...I'm always hungry an hour after Chinese food.
Cubbybear - July 1, 2010, 10:33 pm
Trash doing the Cubby thing w/ Asian girls? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 10:19 pm
those 4 legs and that color scheme look familar...hmmmm. 5L


HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY -




DSL - Pictured here in the blonde and brunette version


TAGS: girls dsl s
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by thegreenranger

Azzameen85 - October 4, 2011, 11:33 am
My tought was "Damn Small Linux"...
thegreenranger - February 10, 2010, 10:19 am
I think I'm willing to risk it
rerun - February 10, 2010, 10:17 am

Just agree w/ TOC, probably a carrier
thegreenranger - February 10, 2010, 9:39 am
are you guys saying you wouldn't tap the brunette girl? you must be out of your minds
lesterinside - February 10, 2010, 9:38 am
You can't tap it nor hit it but i'm sure it's already pinged.
rerun - February 10, 2010, 8:42 am

I didn't say I would tap or hit it, just commenting on looks overall. You know you are my one and only Moti-Chick
thatonechick - February 10, 2010, 8:35 am
What? They'll be hot in boys' eyes up until their dick starts itching. Then they'll just be nasty.
rerun - February 10, 2010, 8:26 am

brunette is hot, blonde is scary.
thegreenranger - February 10, 2010, 8:04 am
thank you Bovee
IllicoPresto - February 8, 2010, 4:36 pm
Alas, it's the duck face, the stupidest look on the Internets.
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 4:36 pm
know
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 4:35 pm
I just wanna how many of the people that gave this 1L know what DSL he is talking about? I liked it Ranger.
Derek - February 8, 2010, 4:24 pm
Seriously bee-stung lips


JIO IS RIGHT - Never forget that.


TAGS: girls are scary
Rating: 2.22/5

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POOR BUBBA -


TAGS: bubba lucky ugly girl hairy
Rating: 2.88/5
BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 7:53 pm
Feel sorry for thee tattoo artist who had to ink that mess.
Jmac0585 - June 19, 2009, 12:38 pm
HAHAHAHAHA... That's for LD's Comment. The poster makes me want to puke.
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 11:28 am
Oh noooo! The fish is swimming right into that net!
Mosseyed - June 10, 2009, 7:15 pm
Maybe... but how can you be sure anymore?
Erecrottod - May 24, 2009, 12:47 pm
Is This a girl?


KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine


TAGS: redhead woman girl hot babe
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Pushkin - March 28, 2016, 10:59 am
They're my Kryptonite too.
guyisthename - August 20, 2011, 2:55 pm
this readhead is a very netural one , 4 stars
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:25 am
my power of hip thrust still remains.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:45 pm
A pretty girl can turn me into a non-speaking cretin, but a pretty redhead pretty much shuts down all higher functions like coherent speech and drool control.
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me hot or not!!!!!!
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me hot or not!!!!!!
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 10:15 pm
If she has the freckles ...I'm saying hot
Hector - March 23, 2009, 10:12 pm
Redheads are like red kryptonite. They take away all my super powers except the power to go SPROING! We really should defer to Cubbybear on this one. Cubby, hot or not?
Big Daddy - November 16, 2008, 12:54 pm
What theres one right fucking there^
brock0lee - October 14, 2008, 8:44 pm
too bad you can never find a hot one, not even a pic of one, not even on the internet


SO YOU CHOSE THE BAD BOY - over the nice guy? How'd that work out for ya?


TAGS: boyfriend girlfriend
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by vilnius

BoneCD - October 4, 2012, 6:51 pm
32 years and my wife is fine with it
EmilioDumphque - August 7, 2012, 9:57 pm
"He'll sell your heart on St. Mark's place in glossy envelopes, He'll cut it with a pig's heart and burn the chumps and dopes He's a bad boy...
Ragnar - August 2, 2012, 12:29 am
scored !!! next woman that think she can change me in 3,2...
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:15 pm
they always do
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:14 pm
they always do


GIRLS ARE EVIL -


TAGS: girls evil math proof
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Raven

ZippoBibrok - January 14, 2010, 5:23 pm
Saying 'girls require time and money' is 'girls = time + money'. For 'girls = time * money', it's 'girls are the product of time and money'. This version produces 'girls = money*2', or 'girls = money2', arguing that the poster promotes pimps...
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2009, 10:57 pm
This poster is evil it follows me everywhere i go! and every time the caption is less funny! help help


I WANT A TANK -


TAGS: tank circular logic sean rl
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:47 pm
Huh? Mis * tress? Blocked?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:45 pm
Oh Mo(x12) Honey, listen. It's not you, it's me ... and by that I mean you just don't do it for me. But seriously, I could never cheat on my mistress. That'd be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2014, 8:49 am
I knew you came back for me Sean.....we're special friends. Wanna go steady?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 12:53 am
"baseball cards in the spokes" that really takes me back ... to April 7 2011 when Mooooooooooooo said it!
spacedog - March 29, 2014, 2:27 pm
A classic poster where the comments are as funny as the caption.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:51 pm
Look. All I'm saying is that when it comes to rimming, Moooooooooo is tireless. He doesn't stop till he makes it all the way home.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:46 pm
Shoot: I forgot to mention the part about taking off the seat.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:45 pm
Test #2: what is Mooooooooooooo doing when he rides his bike after it gets a flat? Rimming.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:43 pm
OK, I now believe Mooooooooooooooo's last comment.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
Test: hunters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
really?...I can't say hookers?....Prostitutes then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
Yeah, How can i sing "a bicycle built for two" while trolling for hookers now?
Sean - April 7, 2011, 5:07 pm
Missing something from your garage, are ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 2:08 pm
That's clearly not a tank.....I've never seen a more obvious tandem bike with tassels on the handles and Baseball cards in the spokes.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:27 pm
"tank rides" has some alternate meaning, like "mustache rides" or "quantitative easing." Tootles ... and you owe me for all the advice.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:26 pm
I can't believe that I just give such valuable advice away for free. Oh, that reminds me. Hey Reality Lord, that bankruptcy trustee I referred you to is willing to accept payment in "tank rides." But I recommend you google that just in case ...
Airman - April 7, 2011, 11:49 am
Thx all.. this one was fun
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2011, 11:11 am
Nice one Air.
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:52 am
don't we all?!
Grim [email protected] - April 6, 2011, 11:11 pm
LOVE IT!!!
crankyhead - April 6, 2011, 10:18 pm
I got a tank for sale slightly used, although, it may be a howitzer, or possibly a futon.
rerun - April 6, 2011, 8:07 pm

you need a beer.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 7:55 pm

I NEEEEEED A TANK!
TheOne - April 6, 2011, 5:16 pm
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 5:12 pm
Gee, I don't get it. That's how I got mine! (Hee Hee. 5 tanker's bars.)


UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's


VIRGINITY -




90S TEEN SITCOMS - Back when they didn't need cheating boyfriends, teenage pregnancy or borderline retarded pop stars to get kids to watch them.


TAGS: 90s boy meets world
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by angus90

TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 10:14 am
The only reason kids watched that was because it aired between Rocco’s modern life and Eeeek the cat. Lol And there were only to TV stations lol
TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 10:14 am
The only reason kids watched that was because it aired between Rocco’s modern life and Eeeek the cat. Lol And there were only to TV stations lol
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 8:20 pm
I thought the same thing about New Zoo Revue!


SPIDERS - The common ground between grown men and little girls.


TAGS: spiders scary girls men
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Zephirenth

falloutghoul - January 21, 2012, 1:22 pm
Mother. Of. God.
RAWR - December 11, 2009, 5:13 pm
O.O'


A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.




PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote sexy girl cleavage dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


FAKE TAN - because it gives me that natural glow


TAGS: orange girl
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by kaitlynthedinosour

agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:39 am
If she sings "April Showers" I'm out!
Derek - May 10, 2010, 8:43 pm
A ganguro girl. Rebellious Japanese girls out to have a good time.


TECH SAVY SENIORS -


TAGS: elderly computers
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:04 am
I'm sorry to upset you realogic2. A) I haven't even been here a year. B) It would be impossible to review every poster created by any member before they post one D) I would never purposely reclaim someone elses work and...D) it was approved so....
realogic2 - March 18, 2013, 12:42 pm
This post has already been 1-3 years ago on this site. It's amazing how many times stuff gets rehashed on here. Don't worry tho Rerun says it's ok to repost things and call them your own.
MissPriss - March 12, 2013, 11:02 pm
Yep...don't open any new accounts...teehee.
JesusWept - March 10, 2013, 10:24 pm
I always forget my passwords. Now i know how to prevent that LOL. 5 L's
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:25 am
Cuz you're not that old yet Papa!
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:24 am
Thanks Bovee
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:24 am
And that's your password to what again.....teehee.
PapaFox - February 26, 2013, 5:24 pm
Dang why didn't I ever think of that! :-D
Bovee - February 26, 2013, 4:42 pm
love this. 5L's
Silverheart - February 26, 2013, 2:46 pm

GENIUS!!! I want to do this now! I'm tired of typing a password that looks like JHOdljfspjgg998.


GAY TEST - If You Noticed World Of Warcraft. I have bad news for you.


TAGS: gay test world of warcraft nerd pc beauty girl
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by James

Reidar - May 24, 2009, 5:50 pm
Isn't it more a combined gay-/nerd test
Me. - March 30, 2009, 4:58 pm
It's not even a challenge anymore to figure out who's getting laid on the internet.... and who doest leave their parents basement.
barockeva - November 13, 2008, 7:36 pm
Insecurity. You're doing it right.


SWEDISH GIRLS - Keeping it real since 1428.




BOYS & MEN -


TAGS: the most interesting man world
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 5:51 am
A woman worth sleeping with is not the same as a woman worth waking up to, and it is definetely different from a woman you want to live with! after all 2 of those three have to be paid and the other has to be lied to about the reciepts!
440wakeup - August 21, 2011, 5:48 pm
sensamil great avatar one with ano ther jedi licking it and getting his tongue frozen
Sensamilli - August 21, 2011, 4:19 am
I learn this a little more with every notch.


FREEDOM -


TAGS: arlington
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

maoworks2 - May 29, 2012, 7:49 am
Well Done Ron.
Reality Lord - May 29, 2012, 6:43 am

Yup...couldn't agree more with you steve. Kills me how they call removing your freedoms "patriotic". A quote from Herman Goering ccomes to mind.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 9:43 pm

It truly is amazing what we've 'compromised' away since 9/11, huh, Steve?
SteveFurlong - May 28, 2012, 9:39 pm
Remember that quote next time you're groped at the airport, show ID to buy antihistamines, or get your bank account frozen by the government while they investigate that cash deposit. Then think about what you'll tell your grandchildren. Demotivated yet?
fan4camping - May 28, 2012, 9:05 pm
*sniff* 5L is the only response that does it justice.


Loneliness -


TAGS: loneliness charles bukowski
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

chickenlittle - September 27, 2013, 12:01 am
This poster makes me want to go visit a nursing home or hospice and just talk to someone who is feeling that kind of lonliness.
Airman - September 26, 2013, 7:08 pm
very nice
mariand - September 26, 2013, 3:10 pm
brilliant
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:25 am
Bukoski. A gritty read, whatever he wrote. One of my heroes. 5L
Reality Lord - September 26, 2013, 7:04 am

greatness


VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys




2 GIRLS 1 CUP - Batman just saw it


TAGS: 2 girls 1 cup batman scream
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Kay

O.o - May 8, 2009, 5:36 am
WOW omfg that's funny as balls xS


TESTICLES - Cowgirls love 'em


TAGS: cowgirls testicles
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

culos - January 5, 2009, 7:36 am
Is this from experience??? So when exactly did you loose yours?
Scorpio7 - January 5, 2009, 7:29 am
This is indeed true. Cowgirls really do love testicles. With salt, pepper, and melted butter.


ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


T I M E -


TAGS: time hard knocks school berlioz
Rating: 4.91/5

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:16 pm

classicly de-motivating


Women -


TAGS: girls math maths
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Steve

Jisatsu - May 30, 2009, 2:40 am
You can tell the person who wrote in the 'answer' was just jealous because he couldn't find the real answer too.
Black suit with a white tie - May 22, 2009, 5:15 pm
This is such a classic.
zerojustice - September 16, 2008, 9:03 pm
It's sad that they took questions like these off tests...


PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.


TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:55 pm
As I said on the other one, there's also the little matter of taking the square root of the square, which is the same as taking the absolute value. This could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.


PIMPING - Who says it aint easy?


TAGS: pimping pimp funny girls
Rating: 1.62/5

More motifakes by cracerjack

your momma - August 21, 2008, 10:09 pm
you do know they are all his sisters right?
S8N - May 29, 2008, 7:52 pm
office whores? all's ya need is a frappuccino and a scone... sorry pimp failure
S8N - May 29, 2008, 7:51 pm
office whores? all's ya need is a frappuccino and a scone... sorry pimp


FLAMETHROWER -


TAGS: fire soldier war george carlin
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by forseti

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:34 am
"That's nice, but where do you put the bayonet?" --Gen. Lewis Burwell Puller, USMC, upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time.
ub3rchief - February 18, 2012, 8:16 pm
Truly one of the funniest people to have ever lived... and a very true statement XD


ESTONIAN GALS - Yeah, sure... they all start out looking like the girls on the left, but after they turn 40 they morph into Babushkas.


TAGS: estonians girls babushka
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by MBriseno74

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:48 pm
The American version is also 50-250 lbs heavier. (Yeah, I know that's a wide range... so are the Americans).
nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 7:19 pm
Better than America and Western Europe where the women have more silicon than microsoft and some much botox that they look like they have rigor mortis.


HI - CAN I COME IN??!! -


TAGS: hi can i come in creepy guy hairless
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

bonecd - July 6, 2009, 5:22 pm
No, I like girls too...and so does my sister
briahere - July 6, 2009, 4:56 pm
"Do I make you.. uncomfortable?"
Mr. Shiny - June 1, 2009, 11:20 pm
Is that Ricardo Lopez? creepy...
Juliee(: - May 13, 2009, 7:38 pm
-Wow!:D ima Have to Pass, By the Looks Of this Theres No Clothes On!:] Roflmfao!This Is hilarious You Look like the Bald Guy in"Adams Family"-Srry First Thing That Came to My mind(:


THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY - Is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.




CHLOROFORM - The way real men get the girl.


TAGS: funny hilarious girl boy relationship
Rating: 1.98/5

More motifakes by Justin

Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 4:19 am
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you"?"Huh...oh".*Passes out*"Score"!
Haha! - May 6, 2008, 4:59 am
The comments on this one are as funny as the original pic. Bravo!
Renee - May 6, 2008, 12:29 am
Be careful... the one you get with chloroform is the one who uses arsenic to get your life insurance!
Sean - April 20, 2008, 2:58 am
Hey, way to take a picture with a funny caption on it and ... kinda just repeat that below. Your muse is clearly working overtime. At her other job.


MEME FIGHT -


TAGS: xzibit yo dawg disaster girl
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Bah

motifake - October 23, 2009, 11:42 am

Most people utterly fail on their first motifake. Nice job. You should register to start your collection and lock in your name
Bah - October 23, 2009, 11:33 am
Props to Cubby for the inspiration. It may have been done before him, but his was the first I saw.


THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM - But the second mouse gets the cheese ...




STRONG COFFEE - No more wimpy girly brew !




HARLEY QUINN - Making Insanity Sexy Since 1992




MORTICIA ADAMS - The Original Goth Girl ...


TAGS: morticia adams original goth girl
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Budog

TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:53 pm
Very nice. She is still a dish!
Cyberhagen - September 12, 2011, 2:30 pm
Yeah babee.. cata mia!
Greeny - September 10, 2011, 5:31 am
Two D's in Addams, but 5 anyway - she was the first to stir my senses


DUCT TAPE - Helping out with stupidity since 1942




BEACH VOLLEYBALL -


TAGS: sports volleyball girls
Rating: 3.25/5

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me4891 - September 2, 2009, 5:39 pm
The fist goes here


SPRING TIME.... -


TAGS: spring girls belly button
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by steph1

Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:07 am
Disgusto. 5. But still disgusto.
forseti - May 9, 2011, 1:38 pm
...and what looks like a neck pouch is a gym bag. 5 little girlies!


OMG!!! - These drinks are, like, soooo Heavy!


TAGS: alcohol lol drinking girls
Rating: 4.56/5

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bigbadwold - August 11, 2014, 7:06 pm
Must be the line to the restroom.... they're all doing the same dance


FAKE -




416,800 -


TAGS: ww2 war america canada sucks fail win epic world 2
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by GreedoNeverShot

wychunter - March 27, 2012, 11:30 pm
On a side note, Canada kicks the USA's ass in a war; USA denies war ever happened.
oaktree - February 22, 2010, 3:16 am
i am a American but the dumeass trying to act like he knows history, well got some bad news. We did not defeat Germany, technically Russia did.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
We have oil. We'll call it equal.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
Both Albertans! My brethren get no respect.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
I'm close enough to Canada - Southern Alberta, Northern Montana, same electrical lines.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
random
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
space
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:25 pm
Ooooo and TTH. Who am I missing?
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:21 pm
There's some random guy, annnnnnd Haark is from Norway; that's in Canada right??
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:20 pm
I know Canada. But I can't cuss an American in support of a foreign country! As usual I'm just blabbin at the fingers. What I meant to say was we've got alot of Canadian members on here with exceptional credentials such as yourself, a bunny, a cow.....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:11 pm
Well that as alot more polite than I would have put it
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:10 pm
and complain about all the Pro American comments. Silly tards! They act like we're coming to a European site and bragging. Silly I tell ya!!! So back of the nucks, they got alot of support on here.
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:08 pm
And when you go blasting them they may just invade again......wait? Go for it Bro! Actually we've got quite a few members on here with exceptional credentials and who are frickin funny as all get out. Save your wrath for The Eurotards who come on here...
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:05 pm
Yo! American! You may be new to the site here, so just so's you know, we've got a tenuous relationship with our NTTN. (neighbors to the north) They've actually invaded a few times it's been a great time for all. Beer, hockey and sisters with moose bites.
American - November 2, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'm American and I am proud to be an SUV driving, enviornment destroying, totally conceded and flamboyant ass hole that can't spell. Fuck you Canada.
Althalus - October 29, 2009, 10:54 pm
Adam... they bombed a small military base. We fucking NUKED their ass. I think the U.S wins that one.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 5:02 pm
Adam, comment fail. Does the Univ. of Alta. offer history?
Adam - June 14, 2009, 4:51 pm
America wantred nothing to do with the war up until december of '41. When the underdog Japanese took 'em by surprise and kicked their asses, the americans all of the sudden felt EVERYTHING was their business, and like always, ran in with guns blazing.
LogicDude - June 1, 2009, 9:00 am
Yeah! AND you guys broke the "Trash" button too...now it just keeps happening over and over and over again...
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:25 am
We also trashed Washington a little while later -- good times!
Baron von Tofurkey - June 1, 2009, 12:23 am
W/ no disrespect to the Canadian war dead, let us not forget that the "Canadians" were fighting with the British Army in the 1770s to put down that "annoying little rebellion" in the American colonies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 8:30 pm
I had alluded to Lend-Lease, but took it out before hitting "submit". Sigh. Of course, the Atlantic transports and Flying Tigers were in it long before the "official" declaration.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:20 pm
*America (sorry, hands sore from garden- I mean digging a series of shallow-- ok, from gardening)
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:18 pm
As non-humorous as I find the inaptly named Cheech, he was responding to the ignorant comment under the title "Canadians." And I'm pretty sure that Anerica contributed a huge amount of war materials to its allies prior to entering the ring itself.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 2:04 pm
Wiki - Canada lost .4 % pf her 1939 population, the US lost .32% and Australia lost .57%. USSR - 13.71%, over 10 million war casualties and 11 million civilian casualties. Lest we get overly jingoistic, we were all in it as - wait for it - Allies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 1:50 pm
Anyone who knows their hisory also knows that FDR let Stalin and Hitler bloody themselves to a pulp before committing men. Very wise. I can't imagine what the American reaction would have been to losses on the Eastern scale.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:08 pm
In the last round or two of a heavyweight title fight, if the ref suddenly stepped in and started throwning punches at one of the pugilists, that too might sway the course of the "battle". And per capita wise, Canada's contribution compares.
Cheech - May 31, 2009, 12:54 pm
Anybody who knows the history of that war knows that until the USA showed up Germany had all of Europe on the ropes and was winning then suddenly the USA shows up and it was over in those 4 years. Hmm and Canada sent how many men compared to the USA?
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:48 pm
Tunnel = 1
Mousey - May 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
if you want to use numbers sacrificed....russia wins hands down
JihadJoe - April 30, 2009, 11:18 am
Australia: The first to ever make Japan stop, and the first to make them turn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 11:18 am
Funny it sure took you guys a long time to get into that war. Turning the tide is not winning alone. It was a group effort and not something to make light of, or derive arrogant pride from.
God's God - March 30, 2009, 7:15 pm
Canadians where the worst creations i ever made. HUGE mistake they aren't worth anything. Now America... I'm Lovin' It
Mark - March 18, 2009, 11:03 pm
Suck it.
Amerifail - March 18, 2009, 9:26 pm
America is worst nation in world. Canada at least tries not to be cockbites.


LONELINESS - The worst thing in this world isn't being alone. It's being surrounded by people that make you feel like you're alone.


TAGS: lonely worst world people alone
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:50 pm
Guess who had the double-bean burrito?
th3capone45 - September 30, 2012, 1:52 am
So true...


WHEN SHE SAYS "I WANNA GO TO TOYS-R-US!"... - You friggin take her to Toys-R-Us.


TAGS: girl car smash tantrum
Rating: 4.64/5

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Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:54 pm
I would take that kid to Toys-R-Us and buy her a Casey Anthony backpack.


SUPERGIRL - Admit it. You'd burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you


TAGS: supergirl hot superman comics sexy
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

ryedinc - July 13, 2013, 9:06 pm
Lol, that's Enji Night, a Cosplayer. o.o
vilnius - September 21, 2012, 6:21 pm
that's a wig
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:51 am
5L's
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:16 pm
Wot you can't spell fank you so you cheat and it upsets a mod an... ah fank it!
Luidavinci - December 16, 2011, 10:31 am
So, who is the model? Great poster! She's gorgeous.
rerun - November 24, 2011, 8:29 am

Kwaru, this is a satire site & comments like yours are not acceptable. One more and you are out. I hope this is very clear to you.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:56 am
I tried to look it up. Didn't find anything on it.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:50 am
Fuck you.
Maddness - November 21, 2011, 4:31 pm
oh god but imagine the s*x it would be dangerous... you would die from a crushed pelvis...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2011, 4:05 pm
That's a dude. look it up, his name is Kevin.
Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:37 pm
WOW - she's cute! I mean, really cute. In a serious way.
Hellraizer - November 21, 2011, 6:51 am
I definitely would... Anytime :)


DOLPHIN RAPE - It's not the PENETRATION, its the SUBMERSION!!....and the shame.


TAGS: dophin seaworld
Rating: 1.55/5

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440wakeup - April 28, 2011, 12:25 am
dumb
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2011, 12:07 am
Agreed, learn to take a joke. (or make one, at least)
Sean - April 25, 2011, 11:51 pm
I see. So lethal sea mammal rape is funny, but a mildly disdainful comment on your lethal sea mammal rape poster is a crime against humanity.
440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 11:16 pm
I did the poster back one that trainer at sea world was drowned by an amorouse killer-whale, during a full packed performance. I was topical.
440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 11:14 pm
I am one in the same, the site went down and wouldn't accept my password. Dying to find out what DJINNYF stands for is it DJ inny or JINI (genie) or a typo?
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 9:23 am
Wow, seriously.... you all had bad ham for easter!!! but i agree, you shouldnt insult someone who don't like your poster, it's part of the game!! If you didn't want to get this on the wrong day... check it the next one! xx
rerun - April 24, 2011, 9:48 pm

man, why does the Jewish guy g=have to be the hyper-sensitive cross dresser? Not all of us are that sensitive.
Sean - April 24, 2011, 9:14 pm
Ooooh good point. But also about the pinkie thing too. I myself have been a little lazy there lately.
Feasibly - April 24, 2011, 8:36 pm
Or does it mean that 440 got upset for having his attention drawn to this poster. That kinda thing happens if you drink beer from a can without extending the pinky finger ya know...
Sean - April 24, 2011, 8:05 pm
So does this mean that yeodawg had just outed himself as an unattractive hyper-sensitive cross- dressing Jewish dude?
Sean - April 24, 2011, 6:36 pm
And more importantly, isn't killjoy one word? *snickers*.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 6:18 pm
What the hell are you talking about? Is this your poster?, Is it related to Easter at all? Explain why you just insulted a noob for no reason.
440wakeup - April 24, 2011, 6:13 pm
And happy easter to you TOO kill-joy, I can't even enjoy a lovely holiday with my family w/o some ahole letting me have it? This comment could've waited until after PASS-OVER you SOB.
BanFhiosaiche - April 24, 2011, 12:28 pm
DUMB!


3 Years, 7 Months, & 30 Days -


TAGS: wwii pearl harbor war military
Rating: 4.46/5

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Bandit5906 - June 1, 2016, 7:45 pm
And in 2016 we have a stuttering fool of a president apologize the Japan for the bombing we did to them. We warned them by broadcasting what was going to happen and we dropped papers telling them. All POWs would have been murdered if we attacked by land!
Snoots - April 17, 2016, 5:46 pm
Hmmm... premeditated invasion. Sounds like what happened to Native Americans.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 1:32 am
@ Thedge --- Because we had won and history has shown that poor winners get another war in 20 years.
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 5:15 pm
It is much easier to fight an enemy that has borders and fights with conventional weapons.
EmilioDumphque - December 8, 2014, 3:59 am
But we turned the tide in only six months.
Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:38 pm
Yes, The Pacific campaign was a brutal period of WWII history.
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:55 pm
5'd. But, should say, look at what they did here (Philippines), China, and many more of the Pacific Islands. Pearl Harbor was only a small bit, sadly enough. I was raised to feel guilt regarding Hiroshima & Nagasaki. I do not now, only wonder, why stop?


PAINTBALL - NO LONGER JUST FOR THE BOYS!


TAGS: girl paintball hot
Rating: 2.88/5

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freasy - September 4, 2015, 8:31 am
Looks like everyone "hit" that.
politicalanarchist - October 14, 2011, 2:17 am
but also, agreed with barockeva...use real guns.
politicalanarchist - October 14, 2011, 2:17 am
god i would fuck the fuckin shit out of that fuckin bitch's fuckin cunt.
Jason dinAlt - June 16, 2009, 6:02 pm
looks like "God" is the only one that noticed she is damn hot, one can assume the rest of you are fags
barockeva - February 18, 2009, 2:37 pm
What kind of little bitch plays paintball? Grow some balls and use real guns.
Atomic_Flame - December 24, 2008, 3:59 am
Hmm.... bruised boobies
God - September 10, 2008, 9:12 pm
LOL. Only fags wear sleeveless underarmour shirts in public. What a doucher! haha.
headmaster of your mother - September 10, 2008, 8:34 pm
You bunch of pussies. all I wear is a pair of pants and a sleevles underarmour shirt.
RnR - August 28, 2008, 9:48 am
unless.... she likes pain
aPauling - August 28, 2008, 9:39 am
Other than the helmet she has no protective gear. That's going to hurt like hell! Then she'll be too bruised and banged up to bang up.
RnR - August 25, 2008, 4:22 pm
and very bruised if she was wearing that shirt
God - August 25, 2008, 2:36 pm
fuck she's hot.


HARLEY-DAVIDSON - Harleys played their part in WW2 Your Honda mows my lawn


TAGS: harley wla ww2 honda mower
Rating: 4.11/5

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MashiMashi - March 21, 2013, 9:43 am
GOOD LUCK IN THE SWEET 16 go badgers, THIS WOULD'VE BEEN FUNNIER HAD YOU USED A RENAULT OR FRENCH VEHICLE.
ughomer - March 20, 2013, 3:32 pm
Made in Wisconsin, sold worldwide. 5L


YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND - "ex" isn't in her vocabulary




100 INHABITANTS -


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.96/5

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spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 heterosexuals and 11 homosexuals? What about bisexuals and asexuals? I'm asexual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bisexuals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like shit today!


GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)


TAGS: life time fun girl stupid celeb triplet kardashian kkk
Rating: 2.48/5

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shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am
thats hedly!!


SCENE KIDS -




HORSE COPS -




1st Date -




ESTONIA -




PHOTOSHOP - Makes Wars interesting.


TAGS: star wars world war ii aircraft
Rating: 4.8/5

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pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 7:50 pm
nice. 5L's
Zealot - September 12, 2010, 6:28 pm
wow, just wow, 5L
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 9:15 pm
Barrel roll............ nao! 5L
rerun - September 11, 2010, 8:34 pm

nice


IMAGINE WORLD PEAS -


TAGS: world
Rating: 3.89/5

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Kilted - April 19, 2012, 2:13 pm
"but Homer how do you get world Peace?" "With a knife" "Yes at the end of a bayonet. I like the way you think Homer."
ughomer - April 19, 2012, 11:32 am
At least this poster is not CORNY.
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 6:50 am

ok...the title should have been broken for text but overall...i like this. deserves better than the scores it got.


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

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alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 assistants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


TWI'LEK SLAVE GIRLS - The ONLY reason to go to Tattoine!


TAGS: twileks twi lek twilek twi leks star wars slave girls slavegirls
Rating: 1.6/5

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BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:32 pm
Good thing that's not the only planet they got 'em on, huh? (my apologies to the Tatooine Ministry of Tourism)
lolman - November 4, 2009, 10:42 pm
Thats a dude on the left, cant be bothered finding the link.
hex - July 25, 2009, 10:35 am
im pretty sure that one on the left is bobby lee


CHUCK NORRIS - Has nightmares about this guy.




ANIME GIRLS - Owned by reality


TAGS: reality anime girls hentai japan manga
Rating: 3.18/5

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Hremsfeld - October 3, 2009, 8:44 am
Mindfuck!
Phage - May 7, 2009, 9:24 am
Awwww : D
Mr. Shiny - May 7, 2009, 4:26 am
why oh why?
evil - April 2, 2009, 9:38 pm
xDD very original
Nobody - October 20, 2008, 5:03 pm
This is just fucking scary.


ANIME HARLEY QUINN - As if she wasn't f*ckable enough, now she's hentai-ready!


TAGS: harley quinn joker batman animates series anime manga
Rating: 3.06/5

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RichNFamous44 - November 27, 2016, 1:04 am
LMFAO this person is fucking retarded. Keep dreaming moron. She'll slice you're throat out. -mut
bOB cHIN - July 28, 2009, 9:31 am
Missed the "d" key there bub. Keep posting this crap though, your consistency should improve. Typing I mean, posters...that would be too much to hope for.


CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!


TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"


MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.




IS THIS THE RIGHT PLACE - For the Packers cheerleader tryouts?




CRAZY LOVE - Joker and Harley, sitting in a tree...


TAGS: joker harley quinn harleyquinn batman dark night gotham city
Rating: 2.55/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2009, 10:10 am
You know you love me Jmac.
Jmac0585 - August 5, 2009, 9:58 am
Please, PLEASE STOP! You are making me agree with Moooooo+
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2009, 9:54 am
Please stop....You're ruining my favorite website. 1 Lion.


HATCHERY - Spawn more Overlord !




HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: charlie brown thanksgiving
Rating: 4.39/5

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Derek - November 22, 2011, 5:03 am
I've seen a good many people for whom a bit of "starvation" wouldn't go astray.


IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"


TAGS: peanuts charlie brown thanksgiving franklin
Rating: 4.23/5

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ratfink95 - August 17, 2015, 10:54 am
Problem with that Sparky? You haven't got that quite right anyway. Peppermint Patty was interested in Charlie Brown.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:46 pm
Peanuts was bullsh*t anyway. Always making fun of god (the crazy kid is the only one that quotes the bible), one black kid who never got to say anything and two stereotypical lesbians.
mattwins34 - December 13, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow I never noticed that before


STEREOTYPES - Some people live their entire lives depending on them




Lord Douche Bag -


TAGS: cheerleader
Rating: 3.29/5

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ROFL - January 18, 2009, 4:30 am
Lord Douchebag. That's funny.


LOST LUGGAGE -




WORDS TO LIVE BY - May the gods of gaming smile upon you.


TAGS: words gaming ctrl alt del comics
Rating: 3.69/5

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boeweizer - November 7, 2009, 2:25 am
and whatever you shall bind on earth will be bound in heaven. so timmy you are banned from heaven
boeweizer - November 7, 2009, 2:25 am
srry this is gunn be long You hold the keys, and to whomever you open it is opened, and to whomever you close it is closed. This is what the good gentle Jesus said to Peter, whose place you take: 'Whatever you shall loose on earth will be loosed in heave
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 5:43 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAA So it is written...so it shall be done.


PHOTOSHOP - makes wars awesome.


TAGS: world war ii star wars
Rating: 4.65/5

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HammerofHeeb - October 18, 2010, 3:33 pm
If Big Red One had these, they wouldn't have needed the Eighty-Duece to hide behind.
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm

lmfao... even when you're nice Mooo they think you're ragging on them....lol. now thats ownage! good poster dude!
GreyScorpion - October 17, 2010, 12:06 pm
he suggests you post just the pic over there also
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 12:04 pm
Mooo, I did misunderstand you. I thought you said that this pic was there.
hangmanheadphones - October 17, 2010, 8:15 am
Man, sign me up for that brigade.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:14 am
Just the pic...before you added the text.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:13 am
Maybe I'm not being clear.....I approved this motifake because it's kinda funny but you should also post it to photochopped because that's our photoshop related sister site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:07 am
No, I'm saying you should post this to photochopped. We support our sister sites as much as we can. Even politifake...the ugly sister.
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 3:00 am
Really? Mmm.... I had no idea.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 2:09 am
Post this pic to our sister site photochopped.org


NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water


TAGS: jesus ninjas naruto water funny blasphemy tony korley
Rating: 2.15/5

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Eugene - August 23, 2009, 11:59 am
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through dirt
Woody - June 17, 2009, 8:51 pm
Fail, Believe it!!!
NINJAS AND JESUS - February 6, 2009, 1:42 pm
Are given attributes they don't have
Mat-chan - December 22, 2008, 5:51 pm
That`s what you say ... and you`re wrong.
MeanGene - December 16, 2008, 10:42 am
Wag of the finger: No one who has lost their virginity finds anime pics with blatantly obvious captions funny.
Narutarded - July 19, 2008, 2:39 am
Jesus got pwned, Dattebayo!


THE DAY THE WILD SNORLAX APPEARED -


TAGS: anime snorlax amsome
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:43 pm
Everyone is desperate to avoid the anime... er... Dr.Weird thingy.


JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!


TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am
It is Cutie honey. She is hot on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor shits. who are the two I'm missing?


NO COAL FOR YOU -


TAGS: bad little boys and girls
Rating: 4.66/5

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AcidRain - May 21, 2012, 12:00 pm
Awesome.
MetalliTool - December 6, 2011, 8:49 pm
Classic!


GIRLFRIEND - equation still in development


TAGS: nerds trying to get girls dlm4
Rating: 4.64/5

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Benlulz - September 18, 2010, 7:01 pm
Very nice ^^
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Indeed a mystery...
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Indeed a mystery...
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 12:45 pm
Perfect 5L


THE GLARE -


TAGS: michelle obama carla bruni sarkozy glare
Rating: 3.53/5

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caddyman - August 15, 2010, 6:23 am
Showing her true colours there, isn't she?
Justice_falls - October 27, 2009, 7:00 pm
She's what we call "The Intern"...
Helena - August 31, 2009, 6:32 am
holy shit. thats one hateful glare.


STEELERS -




BAH HUMBUG -


TAGS: rl christmas decorating
Rating: 4.94/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 4, 2011, 10:19 am
Hilarious. Those folks really have a sense of humour.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2011, 6:59 am

tru dat
maoworks2 - December 2, 2011, 7:41 pm
I Hear Ya


FEARLESS -


TAGS: fearless ghostbuster
Rating: 4.8/5

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spacedog - September 2, 2010, 11:47 pm
This is great.
TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2010, 12:07 am
Compilation?
Faceplant31 - September 1, 2010, 11:27 pm
this was an alan compilation
TheTrashHeap - August 31, 2010, 11:06 pm
Hmmmmm Looks like a faceplant poster!
motinet - August 31, 2010, 11:02 pm

Brilliant! 5L!
crankyhead - August 31, 2010, 8:19 pm
Simple, effective, meaningful, hilarious. Very nice =)
Reality Lord - August 31, 2010, 7:48 pm

perfect.


THE IRISH CURLING TEAM -


TAGS: curling fail ireland winter olympics
Rating: 3.88/5

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dizazzo - July 3, 2013, 1:59 pm
George Costanza???
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:51 pm
Greatness!


KIDS WITH GUNS! - it's never to early to learn how to kill zombies!


TAGS: girl gun zombie
Rating: 3.3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2013, 5:24 pm
Slightly?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 1:00 pm
That is slightly disturbing.


OBVIOUSLY... - It's Not Penny's Boat.


TAGS: charlie lost
Rating: 1.88/5

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Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 5:12 pm
Obviously... you can read.


2 GIRLS 1 CUP - Brad pitt just saw it.


TAGS: 2 girls 1 cup
Rating: 1.64/5

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ALCOHOL IS POISON - I drink it because there are things inside me I have to kill ...


TAGS: charlie sheen alcohol is poison
Rating: 4.68/5

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Budog - June 19, 2012, 8:23 pm
I'll drink to that, works for me...
maoworks2 - June 19, 2012, 5:39 pm
Good To Think About,Next Drink.


GUARDING THE TOMB - Serious stuff


TAGS: arlington national cemetary
Rating: 4.44/5

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Aurielius - September 27, 2015, 10:29 am
Actually you can get arrested for interfering with the Honor Guard as one young punk found out to his dismay.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 11:39 am
Yayyyy!!!!..........Oh, Sorry about your eye.....
Airman - February 8, 2010, 11:31 am
sorry moooooo, yes, you can continue to do that as often as you can get away with it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 11:07 am
That's deep Airman.....But, What aboot the dong waving?
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:50 am
I should have snoped the whole thing. The hurricane part is true, as is most of the rest. What the soldiers do on their own time is not controlled. There are now 514 of these ribbons, and only the Astronaut ribbon is given out less often.
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:48 am
that honors those who have perished also keeps in mind the families of soldiers where there are no remains. With DNA testing now, this doesn't occur as often. They disinterred the Vietnam grave and made an id. These soldiers do consider this a high honor
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:46 am
The idea of a tomb for unknowns came from the British in 1916. Our weapons keep getting more and more powerful, but we are still made of flesh and blood. There are a lot of casualties where the soldier is unidentifiable, or there's nothing left so having
rerun - February 8, 2010, 7:37 am

this not only honors the memory of the unknowns, it is a testemant to the strength ann honor of the solder who is guarding them.
rerun - February 8, 2010, 7:37 am

Since you are asking a legit question, no offense. My best guess, it is about respect. These men & women have made the ultimate sacrifice and they are unknown. The least a soldier who is selected to honor them can do is make a life long sacrafice as well
MrBlack - February 8, 2010, 6:35 am
I'm sure someone's about te get really pissed at me but, what's the point in havin such a strict card on a tomb of unidentified corpses?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 4:00 am
Sure, But can you poke them in the eye and wave your dong at them like those Limey palace guards?
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:57 am
True or not is irrelevant. TGhe seriousness and somber duty they hold is well understood by them, and all who have witnessed. I myself found it to be one of the most powerful things I have seen. Quite moving.
Hasbunmb - February 7, 2010, 2:33 pm
Oh, so is the stuff about the first six months... its just another special duty guys, like recruiter or DS... I admire the guys, I think its a great duty, very admirable, but its not the cult you guys are making it out to be..
Hasbunmb - February 7, 2010, 2:31 pm
The swearing/ drinking thing is a myth... sorry guys.
erock - February 6, 2010, 2:02 am
awesome , 5L
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 1:04 am
Anyone who's visited Arlington to see these guys on duty know they are seriously hardcore. Any potential enemy of my country would do well to visit to get the shit scared out of them. These guys are awesome; you wouldn't want to fight them, ever.
Untamedfifty - February 5, 2010, 9:38 pm
True Story Semper Fi Soldiers
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:35 pm
Once again Airman... Well done. 5L
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 5, 2010, 8:16 pm
woww...I knew all of this except for the enver being able to swear or drink again part....now that is dedication right there...
rerun - February 5, 2010, 8:01 pm

Thank you to these fine men


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